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These are worth a thousand words?
  Brain Sex
Ever had sex on the brain?
  Forty Dancing Girls
  What's My Motivation?
A Cartoon I Liked
  QuickTime Quickies
Interactive Gadgets - Have fun!
  Venicia
by Jim Couts
China
Seek wisdom, even if it be in China
  Chinese Notebooks
Like waves upon the sand
  Chinese Painters
About the year 1215
  Action
Non-Action
  Maybe
Maybe Not
  All Things
Single Agreement
  Emperor Shun
Corrected His Person
  Thought
Calling Everything By Its Right Name
  Time
Natural Flow
  Climbing
Harmony
  Water
Natural Property
  Standing at the center
The enigma of the universe
  The Master said
Is this not, after all, delightful?
  TAO Top 10
The Tao de Ching, first ten verses
  One
The Tao that can be told
  Two
Under heaven all can see beauty
  Three
Not exalting the gifted
  Four
The Tao is an empty vessel
  Five
Heaven and earth are ruthless
  Six
The valley spirit never dies
  Seven
Heaven and earth last forever
  Eight
The highest good is like water
  Nine
Better stop short
  Ten
Carrying body and soul
  The Sage
Banners waving in the wind of the circling sun
  The Great Man Is He
who is in harmony in his attributes with heaven + earth;
  He Only Is The Sage
who knows to advance + to retire
  Men of affairs are proud of their cunning and skills,
But in the TAO they still have much to learn.
  Can sagehood be attained through study?
It can.
  Hence The Solution For The Sage
who would change and transform the world lies in water.
  A spirit lives on the mountain.
His mind is free from all thought.
  The Superior Man
Thus the superior man
  Taoist Chronicles
  But when you know
What is eternally so
  Jade Flower Palace
Tu Fu (A.D. 713-770)
Dirt Cheap
The Adventures of Hashford & Fillmore, and Other Stories
  Afterglow of the UFO
Seascape of Terror
  One
Every night since they had come here, Leoda would walk upon the beach.
  Two
At dinner, the absence of wife and mother had been an oppressive presence who sat, unspeaking, between father and daughter. Leoda could hardly wait to be excused and to walk again upon the beach.
  Three
...she is running she knows not what from or what to but she is running --
  Four
And then she is Leoda again.
  Bloodlust in Ratland
Sonata of Danger
  Chapter 1
Goodbye Conrad, Hello Darkness
  Chapter 2
Champagne for Breakfast
  Chapter 3
Rags and Tatters
  Chapter 4
Cocktails for Two
  Chapter 5
House Arrest of the Idiot Savant
  Chapter 6
Dead Girls Don't Talk
  Chapter 7
Rats!
  Chapter 8
Masque of the Mad Poet
  Chapter 9
For Fun and Profit
  Chapter 10
Seduction Flows Like Honey
  Chapter 11
Drunk Dwarfs Can't Walk
  Chapter 12
The Secretary of Treason
  Chapter 13
The Director's Dream
  The Bride's Night Out
A Conrad Hawley Adventure
  One
Shunned and forsaken by all, knowing himself now and forever as the fool and coward he had always been, Conrad Hawley ran out into the lonely depths of a dark and stormy night, seeking to end his miserable life at the merciful hands of a violent sea.
  Two
Carried as upon a boundless sea, Conrad Hawley floats easily through the deep dark mist stretching out forever around him.
  Three
The girl is still on the bed above him, looking down.
  Dirt Cheap Notes
  Dirt Cheap Notes - 1975
  Dirt Cheap Notes - 1976
  Dirt Cheap Notes - 1981
  Dirt Cheap Notes - Miscellaneous
  The Final Chapters
The End of Everyone
  The End of Baxter and Sandy
Running through a maze of fallen rubble, the robbers saw a doorway leading out of the main hallway was not far away. Baxter looked anxiously ahead, then was suddenly caught from behind by a hand.
  The End of The Robbers
The final battle was over and the robbers sat together in a weary huddle, looking at each other in silent dismay.
  The End of Salome, Tornado Girl and the Element Kings
They passed Salome, sitting on a small pile of rubble. A few of them stopped, tried to urge her to come with them. She squirmed at their touch, and pulled the Fire King's ragged cloak around her, and would not leave her place.
  The End of Wildwood
They passed Wildwood. He sat, holding a partly molten automatic rifle, an expression of almost beatific purpose on his blood-stained face.
  The Negress Always Called Him Natty Bumppo When He Laughed
An Antique Excursion in Juvenalia
  One
I wanted to divorce myself from reality but I couldn't find a lawyer to handle the case.
  Two
Time and again I tried digging an escape route
  Three
The spoon had rusted.
  Four
All right your emotional vampires!
  Five
Mechanical perfection.
  Six
It's a good thing I move fast when I'm dead
  The Wayward Plaything
Train Trip Through Time
  One
It had been almost four weeks since she'd been allowed into her own bedroom.
  Two
All during the walk from the beach-house to the main-house, Leoda was overwhelmed by the world around her.
  Three
....Leoda pulled her eyes from the window, realizing that she'd been lulled into reverie by the passing scenery.
  Four
....As she slowly began to regain consciousness - Leoda opened her eyes to find that Fillmore was shaking her violently.
  Five
....Leoda was now sitting somewhere, drenched in sweat and possibly urine.
  Postcards from Chaos
A Book of Bedtime Stories
  Rant 1
An Introduction to a Mad Poet
  Rant 2
Let's Open Our Souls
  Rant 3
Babelaztec Byzantbuoyant Bubblybelly Blee Blop Boop Bee Bang !
  Rant 4
Oh dear! That could warp a person for life!
  Rant 5
Pull up a flame
  Rant 6
As it seems it must always be...
  Rant 7
Michael Row The Boat Ashore
  Rant 8
The Quiver of Life
  Rant 9
Salvation is a Circle
  Sandy's Story
Bloodlust in Ratland's Long Lost Book Three - Now in Print for the First Time in Twenty Years
  Chapter One
Baxter was already in bed, reading a paperback novel, when Sandy entered the room. He set the book on the table beside him and watched her intently as she crossed the room to the closet and began to undress.
  Chapter Two
Sandy watched Baxter drive and thought about what a big mistake he'd made getting tied up with these robbers.
  Chapter Three
The Fool-proof Plan
  Chapter Four
No one inside the chopper spoke as it sailed out of range of the intercepting jets and dodged tiny air-to-air missiles -- it would only have been an exchange of accusations and recriminations.
  Chapter Five
Tell us again what happened
  Chapter Six
Freedman made it into an abandoned store just before a motorcycle patrol roared into town.
  Chapter Seven
Thank you, Sandy, Andrea thought bitterly as she laid sheets and blankets out on her sofa, you've really screwed things up for everybody, in your own sweet way.
Multiple Choices
  Part 1
  Part 2
  Part 3
  Part 4
  Part 5
  Part 6
  Part 7
  Part 8
Notebooks
Collected Ramblings
  All Together Now
  Hells Chosen Few presents: Takin' Place
Starring Radical Rock!!!
  coordinating phoenix w/ abyss
Varieties of Psychedelic Experience / The Voyage Inward / SEVEN DISTINCT STATES OF SYMBOLISM / Oh Immaculate Despot
  Leoda
Called But Not Chosen
  Ouch! The eyes blink + the mind bends. How could he be so foolish!
  Life w/ a Kinky Psychic
or, The Ill-Equipped Autocrat
  Three seconds to midnight.
Whatever you do, dearie, don't look down.
  Everyone's asleep, with mind-numbing deceit.
Strictly speaking, just between me and you, the possum-god is very low down on the totem pole.
  I bumble in her warm buzz.
The Dream Journal
  POETS
and Private Investigators
  The passage from potential to actual man can come only in terror.
. . . a monster: a narcissistic psychopath with paranoid obsessions . . .
  As we discover inside ourselves how we are built, so we can build outside ourselves simulations of ourselves.
  Church of Reflection
Give and it shall be given to you, good measure pressed down and shaken together and running over, men shall give unto your bosom. For with the same measure that you measure it shall be measured to you again.
  They tell me there's a river,
They tell me that it's clean,
  Thirty
I hope it's said, 'His sins were scarlet, but his books were read.'
  Such love Such trust
pink lips parting
  GNOSIS
- He who speaks of things which are before, behind, above and below, it were better that he had never been born.
  Oh the exhaustion of the mind that attempts to penetrate the mystery of her.
  Incoming
Quick! Dive into that foxhole!
  Chewing the Fat with Bill
Gates to buy Internet? Billy Boy reveals his true inner self in this revealing Upside interview, which, believe it or not, took place at a Switzerland Burger King.
  The Cooper Document
The Absolute True Information Regarding The Alien Presence On Earth
  The Goodtimes Virus
Beware! This one is a killer!
  And In His Hands
In Memory of Robert A. Heinlein - 1907-1988
  Lessons of Bart Simpson
Write 100 times on the chalkboard...
  New Notes
9/29/2003
  Hashford and Fillmore Case the Joint
  Too Scared of Love
  Heraclitus - Dr. Orpheus - Ian Wallace - 1968 - p. 124
  SuperNova
  Tales from Pornographic Oceans
  A piece of string
  Suffering
  Hermes Trismegistus
  Love Too Small
  Proverbs
  I kissed you in a dream
  Quotations
from Other Voices
  Arrive at Easterwine
by R. A. Lafferty
  The Entropy Tango
from The Condition of Muzak -- Tuning Up (4) by Michael Moorcock
  Jokes of Funagain's Make
from Finnegans Wake by James Joyce
  About Gene Wolfe's The Book of the New Sun
The Shadow of the Torturer
  God
God is an absentee landlord whose lodgers scheme to take over the premises.
  Gravity's Rainbow
by Thomas Pynchon
  Heraclitus
Dr. Orpheus - Ian Wallace - 1968 - p. 124
  Invoke Often
by Aleister Crowley
  The Mahanta and King David
by Paul Twitchell
  The Tahitian brotherhood of ORO
by Robert Louis Stevenson
  The Owl and the Pussy Cat
by Edward Lear
  Four Poemscapes
by Kenneth Patchen
  Sayings
of Various Sorts
  SHE - Ode to Love
by H. Rider Haggard
  Tales of Power
by Carlos Castenada
  Yeats
There is no alternative but to rejoice.
Poems
Some strange vitality yet animates this blasted branch
  Beauty and the Beast
And all for the Love of the Beauty and the Beast
  Cats and Shadows
As hot sun draws sweat to my brow,
  We play like children play.
There is time for it.
  Demons at McDonalds
It's hard not to look. Does anybody see him? Definitely talking to - himself? To somebody.
  My first day on the job
by Faun McGhoul
  Feather
A Rhapsody on Eight Images
  A Girlie-Girl
. . . And so, we come to the girl.
  Killing the Cat
In my last moment
  Moonsong
and Moonsong Reprise
  Narcissus
staring into the pool of himself...
  Shiva's Eye Opens
An Ode
  An Open Letter
To Communications Group Alpha-Omega
  Tales from Pornographic Oceans
wanting it ... and not wanting it
  Reflections by a River
4:23 pm 7/20/78 - le soir apres la lunaire entire
  Rituals
Circling Circling Circling
  Seduction
Seduction flows like honey
  Tiger Tiger
Make a tiger - pacing, his eyes burn - a snarl - his cheeks rise, leaving white fangs bare
  To Tsu-Tsi, My China Doll
I used to think
  The Voice of the Silence
calls thunder from the mountain
David Handy
The author at age 5

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